Lies Your Parents Told YouI once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.
(
Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:29)
« Go Back
My Dad:Say hello to "Insert bloke's name here, he eats little boys."
- - -
Me: "Why was your bedroom door locked?"
Parents: "We were having a... Discussion."
Hmm, I'd looked through the keyhole before that point and through my formative years thought that when people were discussing things they were wrestling naked.
The mental image still haunts me to this day .
(, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 14:16, Reply)
« Go Back