Lies Your Parents Told YouI once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:29)
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Death of a guinea pigMy parents got me a guinea pig when I was about 6, and it keeled over and died two days later. I couldn't understand why it had died. I had a cold at the time, so they told me that it had caught my cold and died. I felt guilty for years.
Bastards.
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