Lies Your Parents Told YouI once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:29)
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Parental NastynessMy sister told me ( I was 3 years old!) that the *anonymous people known as the "bad guys") would bomb us and kill us all and blow up the world. I asked how, and she said "A firecracker of course". (That may be because she had a fake firecracker prop from the school production of the Music Man) She made me do all her chores and more besides and made me hide in the basement with the demented cat and enoumous rats a day and a half. Bitch.
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