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I once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.

(, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:29)
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My folks once told me...
... that if I didn't read all the previous posts in a B3ta thread, I might post the same shite story about ice-cream vans as everybody else.
)But then again, I lived in the sticks - and ice-cream vans never came out our way - so maybe I'm just jealous :o(

They told my sister that we were having mutton for sunday dinner, instead of her favourite little Lambykins - she didn't twig for ages - and by then the minty-goodness was too much to resist!
(, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 23:41, Reply)

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