Lies Your Parents Told YouI once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:29)
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as a child from a single parent familyi always asked my family wher my dad was (as he obviously wasnt at home), and my mum, grandparents, aunt, uncle and various family friends all stuck to the same story, that he'd been conscripted for compulsory army duty in cypress (his home country).
i prefered the lie, it made him seem less of a cunt
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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 0:55,
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