Lies Your Parents Told YouI once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:29)
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Cows and chickens....How about believing as i did, that cows 'lay' meat in the same way as chickens lay eggs, purely for us to eat! Was gutted when i learned the cow WAS the meat, spent hours trying to regurgitate every last bit of beef i'd ever eaten!
Dont tell lies your tongue will go black and drop off or at best be covered in spots!
Dont play with yourself u'll go blind.
Dont pull faces, if the wind changes you'll stay like that.....and on and on.......
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