Working behind the bar.
One night we were hosting a local reward ceremony at our venue. We had loads of types of people in... artists, musicians, theatre folk, local names and such.

We also had the uniformed service in. The wannabe police.

I have no problem with this, but one particular woman, was exceptionally snotty and was downright rude to other patrons and the bar staff who had served her previously. Every drink that was served to her, she moaned about (not enough ice, too much ice, not full enough - despite our shots being measured etc)....

Being the bar manager - I told the other bar staff to not worry, as i'll serve her.

She asked for a drink (rum and coke), I served her the drink and she immediately scolded me for putting too much ice into her drink.

I apologised, removed the offending ice and then placed the drink in front of her.... Then, I gave her a look as if noticing her for the first time and smiled....

'Have you got any ID love? I'm sorry to ask, but it's the law'

The look on her face was golden...

Me 1 - The Law 0
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 19:23, Reply)