builders
Only the day before yesterday i had a conversation with a local builder who called a cheap sort of bath a "paki landlord bath"...you sort of know what he means...
(Rrose Slavy, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:39, 6 replies)

I've heard deodorant
referred to as 'Paki wash'.
(username failed moderation, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:07, closed)

I've heard the Pak Fook Chinese restaurant
referred to as a Geordie gang-bang.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:13, closed)

I know the kind of baths he means

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:31, closed)

thing is
he could have said 'landlord bath' and I'd still know what he means
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:49, closed)

i would have to,especially as i'd was talking to him about the £23 toilet cistern i'd just bought and its flimsiness that seemed to only exist so landlords could claim their tenants had broken it and claim their deposits...
(Rrose Slavy, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:01, closed)

"Paki landlord carpet" was the builders term round my way for that pan scourer quality office carpet used in the slum landlord boom of the early 1990's

Kortina Kord was the brand name found in every carpet shop nearest to the areas of high Asian population density, available in dark or light blue, prison blanket brown or grey or stain magnifying beige.
£100 would get you nearly enough of the stuff to cover a tennis court.
(Finster Ate a cat biscuit for a bet, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 20:35, closed)