I've got a mate called Jeremy.
Well, when I say "mate" I really mean more of an acquaintance - see Jeremy can be (and usually is) a bit of a cunt. To everyone.
His missus is an absolute corker - she's the one who brings home the bacon, hard yakka as a model jetting around the world (Jezz does own his own sporting shoe store) but as far as she's concerned the sun rises out of Jezz's anal sphincter every morning. To her he is the most unkind & hateful person ever.

I can see a little bit tho why he has such a rude disposition. See Jezz's mum took thalidomide when she was pregnant with him. Due to that he has small fore-arms with only a couple of digits on each hand. This presents him with some trouble completing some tasks that require fine motor skills. On top of that he was diagnosed last year with early onsent Parkinsons. So his hands now also are starting to shake - again causing him trouble with performing tasks that require a steady hand.

Due to his chosen profession as a shoe salesman, his ailments and his general demeanor I have come to find that Jeremy is indeed a horrible lace-ist.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 22:14, 4 replies)

I was really hoping
that this was a Jeremy the annoying horse post.
(speedevil, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 20:05, closed)

Sorry.
Modeled on a former housemate & a former boss. Both of which were actually really annoying. But neither were horses.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 23 Feb 2013, 20:11, closed)

I can't even give you a click for trying.
This is just shit.

Sorry.
( clockworkrat has nice pants, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 19:26, closed)

That's ok.
It was kind of the point.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 24 Feb 2013, 20:11, closed)