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Trying to impress a new girlfriend, I 'borrowed' my mother's car. Dropping her off in London, I managed to lose the car keys between locking it and reaching the other side of the road. Utter humiliation followed as my mum took the train to London with the spare key...

What have you lost over the years?

(, Fri 3 Dec 2004, 8:01)
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Another lost johnny
Berkeley Hunt, similar thing happened to me. Aged 17, girlfriend comes round to stay with me for the first time. We sleep in the same room, have plently of "hide the sausage" type fun. All good.

Some years later I was told that my step-mother had found a condom under the bed. Not just used, but used then tied up in a knot so basically she found a bag of my spunk.

Fuck it though, I have no shame
(, Fri 3 Dec 2004, 14:26, Reply)

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