Lost...Trying to impress a new girlfriend, I 'borrowed' my mother's car. Dropping her off in London, I managed to lose the car keys between locking it and reaching the other side of the road. Utter humiliation followed as my mum took the train to London with the spare key...
What have you lost over the years?
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chthonic, Fri 3 Dec 2004, 8:01)
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Condoms.......the devils friendI was seeing this girl back in the day who was a virgin, when she finally decided we could have sex she only had one rule....wear a condom, now back then I was not up for wear one and tried the 'your first time should be magical' crap but it fell on deaf ears. After the deed had been done I went to take it off and thats when I noticed....the top of the condom was missing !!!! not wanting to alarm the young lady and ruin any future sex we had I decided not to tell her. 2 days later I get a call from her Mum, the girl had went to the toilet and had her period (first after having sex) but on this occasion a rather large section of rubber looking goop came out, in a blind panic the girl runs down stairs in tears to tell her Mum at which point she rushes her to the hospital (they take the goop to show the doctor) at which point they are informed it's the top on a used condom. I never hear from here after this.........
(, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 13:21, Reply)
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