Messing with people's headsTheophilous Thunderwulf says: What have you done to fuck with people? Was it a long, carefully planned piece of psychological warfare, or do you favour quick, off-the-cuff comments that confuse the terminally gullible? Have you been dicked with, and only realised many years later? Are you being dicked right now? Tell us everything.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:25)
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Post Code Lottery WinnerMy mam and dad'in law are both very nice and generous people, but they are also complete technophobes (ie a right pair of 12'o clock flashers, as in any electrical device with a timer in their house will have 12'o clock flashing on the fucker). They struggle to use a TV remote, let alone something as scientifically complex as setting the time on a microwave.
Anyhows while a load of the family with me included were visiting them they asked me to register them on the post code lottery update, which sends a text out to an old rubber Nokia pay as you go phone which is as far into the world of Tron as they are willing to venture. I set this up through my Blackberry browser and mum-in-law asks what I have just done.
"You see every week I now get a message to my phone asking me if I've won, Jeccy's just set it up for us."
And just like that that he then received a text message. He checks his phone and then excitedly reads "See love, I got one now. It says "This is your weekly update from the Post Code Lottery. Congratulations! You have won bugger all....you gullible old bastard." Oh."
I put my mobile back in my pocket and laugh like fuck along with the rest of the family.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 13:50,
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this made me chuckle!cos' it's something i would lovingly do to my dad!
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DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 14:51,
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