Messing with people's headsTheophilous Thunderwulf says: What have you done to fuck with people? Was it a long, carefully planned piece of psychological warfare, or do you favour quick, off-the-cuff comments that confuse the terminally gullible? Have you been dicked with, and only realised many years later? Are you being dicked right now? Tell us everything.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:25)
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SpongesMy brother has a crippling fear of sponges and baths. He hates them. Can't stand them.
Only myself and him know why.
When he was a young man I convinced my brother that if you stayed in the bath too long you turned into a sponge.
Even back then he was no fool and immediately assumed that this was one of my many mind-fucks. This was only the start.
I presented evidence, in the form of a large, flesh coloured sponge that I Dad used to wash the car. I told him that this was the spongified leg of the people that used to live in the house. I even dug out a photo of the former inhabitants and explained her sad fate. She fell asleep in the bath.
I brought my friends in on my lot and over the following months made sure that my brother 'accidentally' overheard me discussing the dangers of turning into a sponge with them.
Whenever he had a bath I would knock on the door and tell him to be careful. The dreaded sponge effect would start at your fingers so you need to check them and get out as soon as they started to turn into sponge.
I'm an ace brother.
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WormuIus, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 11:50,
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