Messing with people's headsTheophilous Thunderwulf says: What have you done to fuck with people? Was it a long, carefully planned piece of psychological warfare, or do you favour quick, off-the-cuff comments that confuse the terminally gullible? Have you been dicked with, and only realised many years later? Are you being dicked right now? Tell us everything.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:25)
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Carnivorous SheepI used to work in an office with nice landscaped grounds with ponds and small, rolling hillocks. The abundance of rabbits and the strange vent pipes (offices were built on an old landfill site) made it looks like we worked in teletubby land.
One day we noticed some sheep fenced in on the lush green grass. While we pondered on why they were here I contributed in perfect deadpan, "They're probably here to control the rabbits. Sheep eat rabbits." Queue a horrified visage and the stammered question, "They don't!?" "No, they don't." "What a relief! I didn't know what I was going to tell my girls!"
Who didn't cry the first time they heard that sheep ate rabbits?
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Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:19,
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