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Theophilous Thunderwulf says: What have you done to fuck with people? Was it a long, carefully planned piece of psychological warfare, or do you favour quick, off-the-cuff comments that confuse the terminally gullible? Have you been dicked with, and only realised many years later? Are you being dicked right now? Tell us everything.

(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:25)
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I worked many years ago in a kitchen with a scouser
who often shouted "Yer fakkin' caant" at anyone and everyone. Well. Mainly me.
& I would often respond in my best Australian private boys school En-ger-lish
"Oh, but I fucking can."
& would proceed to do said task.
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 7:12, 1 reply)
You sure he wasn't a southener?
I'm spent a couple of years being stereotyped as the person who would pronounce it "fakkin caant" by, among others, a scouser.
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 8:01, closed)
Definitely Lilliputian
And he was small to boot!

I met (& cooked dinner for) the Red Hot Chilli Peppers in that job. We were really disappointed - we expected prossies, alcohol and drugs.
They asked for steamed fish, vegies, rice and mineral water. And a couple of them had their missus's as part of their entourage.
When your heros let you down...
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 8:37, closed)
Why would a liverpudlian pronounce "fucking cunt" as "fackin caant"?
You fucking cunt.
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:06, closed)
arf

(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:21, closed)
Dunno, you tell me.
I was born in Africa and mostly grew up in Australia (where I still live now).
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:30, closed)
So this story about meeting a liverpudlian was completely made up.
You really are a thick cunt.
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:35, closed)
Double arf

(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:38, closed)
Could you get your nose any further up there?

(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 20:25, closed)
I'm sure there's a reason you are so angry.
Perhaps you should talk to someone about it.
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:01, closed)
I'm not sure why you would imagine that my pointing out that you're an idiot indicates that I'm angry.
Rather than ... you know ... that you're an idiot.
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:49, closed)
You're sounding
so much calmer now.
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:14, closed)
Thanks.
You're still sounding like a retard.
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:37, closed)
You're welcome.

(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:20, closed)

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