We were eating pizza next to a pool in Malta
we were discussing trying new things to eat with my then 10yr old son. I was explaining how its fun to eat new foods when on holiday etc.

Quite out of the blue - he peps up with " Whats donkey Semen"

I nearly choked on my slice of margherita. Before i could answer - i could see how the cogs had worked in his head, and how someone being slagged off in his school had led to quite an uncomfortable scenario at the poolside.

Naturally i shirked it off with the simple "thats one for when your a bit older." and tried to hide my bursting smirk hiding behind the pint glass resting on my bottom lip.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 0:41, 3 replies)

I've read a couple of times, but still don't follow the context of someone being slagged off, and the link to a poolside scenario, and the utterance of "Donky Semen".

Did your son order a "Donkey Semen" smoothie at the poolside bar, in the innocence of youth, not knowing that being accused of ingesting Donkey Semen was, in fact, a rather ribald insult? Did someone correct his mistake?

I don't get it.
( Ken Oath, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 10:26, closed)

It's a parallel universe.

(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 10:55, closed)

It's an inside joke
understood only by Dan dan dan.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 12:30, closed)