You're not a 'winner' here mate, by any stretch
Yes, Albert's been shown to be more of a pitiful fantasist than we already knew, and it's clear that you are wetting yourself with glee over it. But that's only because of a quite disturbing level of creepy and obsessive stalking, which seems to be becoming your MO.

Take a look at yourself.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 18:47, 2 replies)

Yeah. I still look pretty handsome and popular. Thanks for reminding me.
But hey ... if sending a single gaz message with a traceable link and relying on him being profoundly stupid counts as obsessive stalking in your books then I'll just have to live with the terrible shame of disapproval from a sock puppet. If ... if ... if I could just stop this sobbing ... I'd ... I'd cuddle my children. Who aren't imaginary. Or stuck in a shopping mall in Florida. Sob.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 18:51, closed)

Dunno mate, the pictures that got posted of you were of a fat middle aged dull looking chap attempting "zany". Your superhero post count kindof tells it's own story as to how popular you are in real life.
You've even managed to out creep Albert with your l33thax3r sleuthing "trace" on him. Quite what you pull out of the bag when your kids bring their schoolfriends round is anyone's guess mate, but I imagine it'll be cameras in the toilet at the very least.
(Your name: Board Sig:, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 18:58, closed)

Have you had cosmetic surgery?
Or are you confusing your Cliff Richards calender with the mirror?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:00, closed)

calendar

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:40, closed)

I've learnt something new today
A calender is apparently a machine in which cloth or paper is pressed by rollers to glaze or smooth it
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:43, closed)

don't forget your colendar

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:54, closed)

You can get Cliff Richard colanders?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:58, closed)

yeah
the holes are too small to put your dick in unless-

i have disgusted myself
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 21:27, closed)

You seem to have gone totally Ahab here mate, is this guy your White Whale?
(yeswehavenopasties, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:47, closed)

He does look fat and pasty judging by the photos.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 8:05, closed)

heh

(yeswehavenopasties, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 8:37, closed)

I appreciate his extra effort this week in pricking Albert's fantasy blowfish
if it wasn't for fine B3tans such as him going that extra yard we might have had to tolerate the usual QOTW drabness. It's Albert who honda accords the forum in the first place with unrelated lookatme, so I reckon saying that checking his IP location is stalky is a bit strong.
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 6:47, closed)