Missing body partsNow there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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Skool dazeI had three teachers at school who were missing body parts:
Mr Atkinson, Geography
Owner of one metal leg
Mr Riley, Woodwork
One stylish eye patch
Mrs Bell, English
One plastic hand
Dont know if it was school policy to hire ex-circus staff but if you happened to be in a corridor when all three walk past simultaeneously, you could pretend you were on the Jolly Roger or in Vietnam.
Gawd bless 'em...
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prem1um is full of life, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 13:38,
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