Is that a Gun urgh…Scream..
As a nipper, I and a few mates were shouting abuse at an older boy who we believed shagged cats..as you do.. Anyway he bravely ran away from four eight year olds into his house. Must have been terrifying for a 16 year old twat!
A brief pause and an window opens, an object extends from the net curtain, My mate starts to says “is that a gun” gurgles and screams in pain as blood gushes from his mouth, We all stair at him in shock. He then starts to spit out blood and bits of teeth…
So we all do the right thing and run off screaming.. Turns out the older lad then tries to get the victim not tell anyone… Eventual someone’s dad takes him to casualty, he loses three teeth and has bits of lead pellet stuck in his throat. Fucked up his whole summer holiday as he had his teeth wired up while they tried to fix the damage..
So what happed to the shooter, he go a caution from the filth… Where is the justice in that?...

Well, many years later I run into the shooter who is pissed out of his tree falling about in the street crying as his wife has left him, turns out not only did she leave him as he has a tiny tool and she thinks he’s gay. But also she ran off with his own brother…… Well it took 20 years but its still sweet to hear your toothless mate wetting himself laughing when you tell him..
So Jeremy May, you have a tiny tool, your ex wife ran off with your brother and thinks you are gay..It could only get better if you kill yourself you SAD WANKER!!


Who cares about the length, its still bigger than Jeremy’s
(SheepInRubberPantsTurnMeOn, Wed 7 Jun 2006, 13:18, Reply)