Missing body partsNow there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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My stupid teethWhen I was about to get braces,at the age of about 11,the local dentist (looked like an Indian Demon Headmaster) said I needed 7 teeth out to make room in my mouth. My mum was really pissed off,cos I only really had one wonky tooth (it was a bit further back than the others) so she took me to another dentist. This dentist decided to only take one out (my teeth are actually off centre now so that sucks).
I absolutly LOVED having this tooth out! The feeling of the injection in the roof of my mouth,the cracking roots! Local anesthetic is the tits! The dentist was a little Chinese guy who was playing 50s musical songs,so it was fucking surreal! He was shocked that I giggled the whole way through,and asked for the tooth afterwards. Am gonna get it put in a necklace soon. Its so cute!
Also,my back teeth crumbled a few years back. I sat in class picking bits of loose tooth out of my gum. A chavvy tart in my school asked what I was doing and I said "my teeth are crumbling". The look of shock was priceless.
(, Wed 7 Jun 2006, 16:26, Reply)
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