Missing body partsNow there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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Toe nails, teeth and tonsils. Shin skin.Ingrowing toe nails are bastards... Especially when they get infected and you haven't got enough money/time to see a chiropodist. Thank funky christ for my swiss army knife eh? After ten minutes of slicing my toe to bits, I go to the bugger and managed to remove it.
Hint: If you plan on doing this then use a can of deoderant to 'sterilise' the blade.
Drink a fair amount of neat vodka and play some loud music to cover your screams.
Teeth: Once had to have six teeth removed. Bastard dentist. Remember swallowing lots of blood and used it as an excuse to stay off school for a week!
Also lost a tooth when I was eating a sticky lemon bonbon. This also happened to my mate on the same day... so sod the dentist, just eat bonbons.
Tonsils: I didn't remove these myself. That would be sick. As far as I know they were incinerated many, many years ago. If i'd have been older and wiser, then I would have requested to keep them to show friends and employee's.
(not quite the same thing, but once fell down a ladder and took a whole sliver of shin skin with me... guess that counts as a body part.)
(, Wed 7 Jun 2006, 17:00, Reply)
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