Nutty professor
When I first left school I worked as a dental technician and was forced to go on day release to dental school. I'd rather have been in the lab with me mates (we smoked weed all day) but I didn't have much choice.
My main professor took a disliking to me on the first day (no idea why) and preceded to give me shit marks on all my work and would even break up models of things I'd made and make me do them again.
Anyway, I found my life was a lot easier if I skipped his classes occasionally. After a while I found my life was ALOT easier if I just turned up to be registered and then went home and smoked weed all day, listening to music.
Skip forward a couple of months and I thought I'd better go in and show my face. I went to all the classes, made some mock up models (which thankfully he didn't break this time) and went off home feeling like I'd done something good.
When I turned up at work the next day I was dragged into the bosses office and given a thourough bollocking for not going to college the day before. The professor had called up and told my boss he'd seen me sneaking out of college and going home.
Luckily, in my bag I had the models and work I'd done from the day before (all with yesterdays date on them + marked and signed by the professor).
My boss apologised, then called up the professor and bollocked him over the phone.
Turns out there was somebody else in the same class as me with the same christian name. I hadn't noticed, but he'd also been bunking off everyday and the nutty old bastard had got us confused (fuck knows how as the other guy looked like Mr Logic and I'm more like George Clooney, but with a much more defined body).
(EvilMeister, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 11:56, Reply)