At the Galway Guiness Oyster Festival last year
when an English guy taps me on the shoulder and exclaims 'Jesus you look just like our mate Dave'. He then calls over his friends who all started laughing at the similarity. Dave was meant to be with the lads for the weekend in Galway but had to cancel at the last minute so they asked me to pose with them in some photo's so they could show Dave when they got home.
They then proceeded to wander around the entire marquee and found a girl who closest resembled Dave's fiance. I then had to pose with my 'fiance' for a few more photo's.
They then bought me a pint and let me get back to my group of friends.
For the rest of the evening I had to answer to Sneep from my own friends and Dave for whenever Dave's mates passed me on the way to the dancefloor/toilet/bar.
I now have a small insight into what it's like to be Schizo!
Oh and Dave, if your fiance looks anything similiar to the girl they stood next to me....you can do better. Mingin'!
( sneep used to date Freddie Starr's hamster, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 14:13, Reply)