I gave a tape to my friend in hospital.
He had just had his appendix out.
It wasn’t made for him, it was just a copy of a ‘comedy’ Dictaphone session me and another friend made on the way to Bristol in my car – all the way from London to Bristol. It was total garbage but it made us laugh at the time –all kinds of filth were on it including the worst kind of sexist / racist / peodo / rapecore crap you can imagine.

There we were, 2 idiots in a golf mark1 doing 90 down the M4 and almost killing themselves because they’re laughing at an improvised BATMAN episode; “hey kids! Have you ever tried masturbating with a plastic Bat-Vagina?” etc.

Anyway my friend in hospital, was on his walkman in a crowded yet silent ward full of old dears. Repressing laughs and occasionally making loud snorts when he couldnt hold them in. He told me he couldn’t listen to it past the line: “And I’m gonna cum in her fucking nigger hair!” because he laughed so hard he nearly split his sides, literally for once.

Ps v sorry about the racist swearz.
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