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It's nearly ten YEARS since we last asked a question about fires.

Channel your inner neanderthal and tell us about fires, mostly to shut up that smug fucker that's made an oh-so-clever "wheel".

(, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 21:49)
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Don't set fire to people's hair when you're stood behind them in the lunch queue.
Reality will not meet expectations.
(, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 17:22, 4 replies)
Especially not long hair...
Even worse if it is some fool who uses hair spray. Goes up surprisingly quick.

Bloody funny though
(, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 18:26, closed)
Well in my case it was funny for about 300ms,
At which point fire leapt up a number of feet further than I had anticipated, the victim in question (with long hair) screamed a blood curdling scream, someone threw their coat over his head, and then dozens of people called me variations on a theme.

Headmasters wanted answers, and I only had "it seemed a funny idea at the time" and "I didn't really think about what would actually happen" neither of which impressed anybody.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 19:31, closed)
no ABH charge?

(, Sat 24 Jan 2015, 14:36, closed)
Nah... there was no real damage (except for singed hairs)
Just a big bright flame, and a great many loud shouting noises.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 13:25, closed)

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