Morning After SouvenirsI once woke up in a tent after a particularly drunken holiday pub crawl, clutching a tap. There's a drowned, sunken village somewhere in Wales because of my act of petty theft, but I cannot remember. Tell us what - or who - you've brought back from nights out.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:44)
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Walking home from a pub one nightOne of my mates decided that he needed a shit, but couldn't go because he had no way of wiping his arse.
My answer to this was, as I've been told later, was to climb up an Ikea flagpole in Croydon, and liberate the flag for him to wipe with.
He still didn't go and woke up the next morning wrapped in the flag. Bastard didn't even give it back!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:57, Reply)
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