why don't you just suck his (tiny) cock while you're at it?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 7:21, 1 reply)

When it comes to oral sex, our Ringo's a giver, not a taker.
HP and his masculine account can confirm this.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 23:29, closed)

Whilst "lol ur gay u r lol" is a fairly shit and unimaginative playground insult, it's by far your best effort to date. Ineffectual, of course, but hey - that's just you all over.

Go and make a drum noise or something, you witless waste of skin.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 0:26, closed)

alright Stewart Lee
PROTIP: Ringo's got a serious man-crush on you. Just look through his recent posts - that is, if you've not already done so and taken detailed notes.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 0:32, closed)

I've been in Pembroke for a bit, and the area has apparently been put on regional 2.0 by O₂, so I'm not entirely up to date with all the exciting internet drama going on - but I've just had a glance through the first couple of pages of Ringo's recent contributions, and nothing immediately leaps out as a namecheck.

Third result for you, though.

Make of that what you will.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 1:00, closed)

PROTIP: smyls
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 1:34, closed)

*Manhugs HP*
Oh. Sorry dude.

*Punches HP on the arm*
In a deep baritone - "Cheers, mate!"
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 4 Aug 2013, 6:11, closed)

Bonza!
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:26, closed)