MuggedYour Ginger Fuhrer was telling me the other night about going out in Birmingham after finishing a shift working in a bar. Very drunk, still dressed in his bar uniform, our fearless leader was mugged.
They stole his green stick-on bow tie.
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chthonic, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 14:58)
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Just got Dumped...So just split up with love of my Life (Hi Helen, I'm sorry and I miss you) and decided to stop off and get fucking wasted so it didn;t hurt anymore. Only had 3 quid so bought 2 litres of glass bottled San Miguel (while remembering I had tequila at home) so I wondered home through Horfield (Bristol-Nice but not that nice) thinking dark thoughts , an 'erbert see's me and crosses the road, I subtly adjust my position on the bottle to "KILL" as I see he has his anorak over his arm as if concealing something... "Do you know where XXXX Road is" he says eyeing me , "Yep..up there and to the left" "Thanks he says..pauses and see's what I am holding and the manner of which I am holding it, I am also glaring intensely..."Thanks" and runs off....SHIT I think, now all I have got is beer and tequila to satisfy my self loathing.Bottle beats knife in the universal Mugging paper-rock-scissors game I guess.
I've also been asked the time many times...I never realised it was a precursor to mugging melarky...maybe my battered Seiko watch convinces them I am penniless...
(, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 17:15, Reply)
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