Middlesbrough...
... is the by a long way the worst place I have ever been in my life. So imagine my glee at having to spend 3 years there at university.

On my first day there I saw a bunch of kids (under 10s) role a car over... they then sat there and waited for the police to arrive before hurling abuse at them, as they knew they could get done.

Anyway, after various stabbings of students and various acts of violence in the first couple of months, imagine my further joy at seeing a group of six young Asian teens (one carrying a big stick) race out from one of the university halls as I walked home slightly pissed and stoned back from a mate's one evening. As soon as I saw them I knew I was in trouble, but just carried on walking hoping that they'd not noticed me. Well, that didn't last long.

They all stop running, and the gobbiest one tells me to give him my money as they all approach. Anyway, I have a grand total of 50p, but I say "No".

The gobby one then smacks me in the mouth and without thinking I punch him full on in the face back... and he down he goes. So there I am, the other five staring, a bit shocked, at me and me staring a bit shocked back at them... when I come to my senses and run like fuck.

Luckily they didn't follow me.
( @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 12:43, Reply)