MuggedYour Ginger Fuhrer was telling me the other night about going out in Birmingham after finishing a shift working in a bar. Very drunk, still dressed in his bar uniform, our fearless leader was mugged.
They stole his green stick-on bow tie.
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chthonic, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 14:58)
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Damned hookers...A friend of mine was robbed by a hooker in Barcelona recently (and not in the buisness kind of way...)
Said woman accosted him late one night on the Ramblas offering her services. My friend politely declined, whereupon the woman left, having relieved him of his wallet.
He didn't notice anything.
Then some bloke walks up to him, speaking some gibberish (i.e. spanish) and pointing at his wallet. My friend, in his slightly drunken state, decides that this guy is going to rob him and sort of waves him away with some "i-don't-have-any-money" line or other and walks off. The guy is persistant, though, and follows him for a while, speaking in tounges and pointing at his wallet. My friend kindly points out to him that he has no intention of parting with his wallet and the guy finally gives up.
The next day, when my friend finds his wallet missing, all falls into place. The guy had actually be saying something along the lines of: "Look, mate, this hooker just took your wallet!"
If the guy had intended to mug him, why would he have shown my friend the wallet, fer chrissakes?!?
(, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 13:24, Reply)
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