MuggedYour Ginger Fuhrer was telling me the other night about going out in Birmingham after finishing a shift working in a bar. Very drunk, still dressed in his bar uniform, our fearless leader was mugged.
They stole his green stick-on bow tie.
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chthonic, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 14:58)
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The Police, they suck.I got mugged when pissed. My wallet was taken, along with my watch and i-pod. The wallet was handed into the police station by an old lady. All the money was gone, but a note was inside. It read, as this is true:
"I mug people all the time. I find it amusing. I don't even need the money. I feel big, clever and thoroughly satisfied. It will teach cocks like you to stop wandering around hammered with your flashy ass i-pods and watches. Well, of coarse you'll stop flashing them around, cus I took them and sold them. ha ha."
The policeman laughed. “It’s funny cus it's true”, apparently. I now sleep soundly at night, knowing the long arm of the law is always 1 step behind these criminal master minds. Lazy, good for nothing, fat f*ck coppers.
(, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 17:10, Reply)
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