Spoilt Brat pearoast
My attempt to act spoilt:

"Mum, I want that." *points to some toy or other*

"That's how you ask for things now is it?"

"Ok, can I have that then?"

"I still didn't hear a please."

*tuts* "Please can I have that?"

"Yes, you can have it for your birthday."

"Buuuuut, that's not for aaaages, I want it now."

"Well, Christmas is before your birthday, you can wait till then."

"Only just. I don't want to wait."

"Then buy it yourself."

"Pffft, I can't afford it."

"Then you'll have to wait."

"I don't want to wait. Buy it for me. Now."

"Talk to me like that again and you'll get nothing but a slap."

*talks to her like that again*

*gets nothing but a slap*

*doesn't talk to her like that again*
( Moey, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:28, 2 replies)

Saw this QOTW
And though of this answer.

Fantastic *click*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:53, closed)

Brilliant.
Whilst Im sure you didnt agree at the time, I reckon this style of parenting would do a lot of good today.
(dave likes cheese, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:26, closed)