I've mentioned my mum here a few times before.
She's not your average mother. She used to be a puppeteer, and before she went into TV and childrens programmes, she worked in quite a range of shows from variety to erotica - she used to do mildly rude puppet skits between the stip acts at Raymonds Revuebar in Vienna. She has some interesting stories from that time, including the moment she belatedly discovered her flatmate was a tranny.

Like quite a few stories already posted, she's always had a very openminded attitude to sex - my first girlfriend got quite a shock when she turned up with breakfast in bed for us. The downside was that I did have to deal with hearing her very loud moans of ecstasy with her own new boyfriend. When I dared to ask if she might keep it down a bit, she said 'if you can't deal with me having pleasure, go where you can't hear it'.

She's also one of the best skiers I know - despite being in her 60s now. Every year she says 'I really should take it easy, I'll just go cross-country', but she can't resist it and within a week she's barrelling down the slopes like a racer. Young men on the slope do a double-take when they see her go past - she's got the body of a twenty-year-old, so when they see her face they get something of a shock (it's pretty craggy after 45 years of serious smoking).
( flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 15:32, Reply)