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Mrs Liveinabin tells us: My mum told me to eat my vegetables, or I wouldn't get any pudding. I'm 32 and told her I could do what I like. I ate my vegetables. Tell us about mums.

(, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:21)
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I once overheard two guys...
...doing 'your mama' jokes on each other. It was all in good fun until one came up with 'your momma's so black she sweats gravy.'
(, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 15:34, 5 replies)
Hmm.
Shouldn't they have been saying 'your mommas so fat she sweats gravy?'

What's the yo-moma equivalent of a mixed metaphor?
(, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 15:37, closed)
"Yo mamma"

(, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 16:01, closed)
Hahahaha Jesus!
I thought it was so FAT, not black?
(, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 15:37, closed)
and that sickipedia one...
"Your momma's so fat when she falls down the stairs it sounds like Eastenders is finishing."
(, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 15:40, closed)

too funneh!
(, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:38, closed)

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