On several occasions my mother has been made aware that I like to smoke a bit of pot
on one occasion I had placed a bag of gear on my bed and casually thrown some clothes over it, for easy access later on.

I had failed to consider that mothers just love to wash clothes that are lying around, so returned to see the bag glaring accusingly at me from the middle of my duvet.

The other occasion was a bit more confrontational. My parents were on holiday and naturally I used this as an excuse to get a couple of mates round and get really stoned. On this occasion we got the Lego out and made some awesome tanks and stuff for a few hours.

On my parents' return I mentioned the Lego to my mum during conversation.

"I know" she said "your brother told me you got stoned and played with Lego"
My heart stopped for a second
"and how do you feel about that?" I casually enquired.
"Don't do it in the house, don't do it and drive and don't let your father find out"

I love my mum :-D
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 16:05, 4 replies)

A wise mum
Kids, don't drive and play with Lego at the same time.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 16:07, closed)

I will destroy you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 16:13, closed)

Not me,
I've got Meccano.

And I aint afraid to use it.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 16:18, closed)

I once posted this,
My mum on finding my stash-
"What's it like then?"
"Best ask dad- He's had more experience of drugs than I have"
Dad pipes in,
"Nah, never tried cannabis. Opium, heroin, cocaine, but never cannabis. Do you know what we used to do with cocaine in the Egyptian brothels?"
And promptly told us.
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 16:14, closed)