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Mrs Liveinabin tells us: My mum told me to eat my vegetables, or I wouldn't get any pudding. I'm 32 and told her I could do what I like. I ate my vegetables. Tell us about mums.

(, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:21)
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Teaching Mum To Swear
My brother and I have been working at this for years, with great results.

When we were small and our drunk dad broke the axle of her car, the best she could manage was "you beast! You beast! You horrible beast!" At the time, even she felt that this was somewhat lame.

When we were about seven, we had imported enough schoolyard filth into the house for her to be able to say "you shitting pisspot" one day when someone cut her off on the freeway. Result! Bro and I agreed, though, that her enunciation was far too crisp and self-conscious.

We kept working at it. Now we're in our thirties, she drops the c-bomb regularly and we can't take her anywhere twice.

Hooray for mums!
(, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:18, 1 reply)
How'd you get my mum to shout "Cunt!"?
Get another to shout "Bingo!"
(, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 18:39, closed)

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