Too ugly.
Was visiting the rents this Monday passed. We were talking about a boy that used to live down the road from us. It's nice to say he was a bit special. The conversation went along the lines of.

Mum: Oooh you remember dippy Jonathan? I was talking to him on the bus the other day and he seems good now but he was having a bit of trouble with his girlfriend.

My Younger Brother: What! I can't believe he has a girlfriend. He was a complete tard. How can he have a girlfriend and I don't. I am good enough for that.

Mum: Yeah apparently she is lovely. I think she said he was blind too.

My younger brother stomps off in a huff. I am pissing myself laughing in a corner. My mum had not realised that she had just used the greatest put down I had ever heard.

My brother standing at the top of the stairs screaming at me for laughing.

My Younger Brother: Oh thats fucking brilliant. Not only has he got a girlfriend but she is blind aswell. I can't even get a fucking blind girlfriend. Brilliant.

My mum still not realising what is going on smiles and continues the chat on another topic involving cats and a dead bird.
( Mr. Street, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:17, Reply)