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Mrs Liveinabin tells us: My mum told me to eat my vegetables, or I wouldn't get any pudding. I'm 32 and told her I could do what I like. I ate my vegetables. Tell us about mums.

(, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:21)
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Your mum is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
(, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 10:33, 1 reply)
Your Mum is so fat, when you cut her she bleeds gravy

(, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 10:38, closed)
Your mum is so fat
Little mums orbit her.
(, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 11:01, closed)
Your Mum's so stupid
she spent twnety minutes reading an orange juice carton because it said "Concentrate"
(, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 11:13, closed)
Your mum
is so old she remembers when that joke was new
(, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 11:30, closed)
Hahaha
Touche. I doff my cap to you, sir

Now come up with a new one
(, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 11:38, closed)
Um...fuck...
Your Mum so fat, when she wear her Malcom X T-shirt Helicopters land on her titties...
(, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 11:42, closed)
That's not bad at all
Horrific mental image though
(, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 11:46, closed)

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