Near Death ExperiencesLast time I crashed my bike, as I flew through the air towards the car in front of me not much went through my head apart from "You idiot". No tunnels, no lights to stay away from, no smiling family members beckoning to me.
Surely you've had a better near-death experience?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Nov 2004, 11:35)
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You see, you all have these really funny cool storieswhat do i have? Do i die by nearly drowning while saving children from sharks? does my parachute jam for a minute, but then open just in time? nope. Do i fend off a thousand evil henchmen, throw the bad guy to the snake pit and jet pack away? fuck off i do anything that fun. I wake up caked in my own vomit, and realise that i coulda died, in a mates bed, at 15, a virgin and with mucus and bile all over my face. The only thing to die that day was my dignity.
(, Thu 25 Nov 2004, 20:47, Reply)
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