Near Death Experiences IIFreddie Woo says: I was once caught right in the middle of in an early morning high-speed 30-car pile-up on the M3, but emerged from the chaos in the only car not to have suffered a dent. My trousers told a different story, and learned that you *do* empty your bowels as Death's icy grip reaches out for you. Tell us about your audition for the Final Destination films.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 May 2014, 12:55)
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Cheap drillrubbish story with no punchline but a few months I bought a really cheap drill but after only a few goes on it, the part which grips the drill bit exploded, sending pieces of steel rushing past my face.
I now intend to spend at least twice as much (£20) on my next one. Boy have I learnt my lesson.
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China parts.
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did you haha chuck it in the bin hoho(, Mon 19 May 2014, 6:30, closed)
That's a BIT silly!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2014, 10:47,
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I was disposing of an old flourescent light bulblast weekend.
The bulb was twice the length of my recycling bin, so I absent mindedly smacked it with a lump of wood in the middle, so it would break and fit into the bin.
'Course, if I'd thought about it, I'd have remembered florescent bulbs are pressurised, not vacuumed like normal bulbs.
The resulting shower of tiny pieces of glass flying back at me managed to miss my face completely. I'm calling that one a close shave.
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I think you're mistaken; they are below atmospheric pressureHowever, I would be more worried about the mercury fumes you released.
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Ghoti Fingers, Tue 20 May 2014, 3:46,
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You would have found workas a Bond villain.
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browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Tue 20 May 2014, 9:12,
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