Them next door
Have always been pissed, noisy, and chavvy, and are now going through a violent and shouty breakup.

I think my favourite incident was when the husband was beating the wife up, helped by their teenage son standing on her neck for him to keep her down.

He's in the nick now pending trial, as is the boy. She's shacked up with a fat fuck who's been inside for manslaughter and GBH and is systematically smashing the house up and all the husband's stuff, and burning it in the garden - including 42" plasma TV, stereo system, wedding photos, furniture, kitchen units... as it happens, a pile of tracksuits burns like an Iraqi oil fire.
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 18:38, 2 replies)

This^
Sounds like a Shakespeare plot or something, I expected ghosts and witches..
Edit, I don't doubt it's veracity though....
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 14:28, closed)

that's terrible!
how could anyone do that to a poor, defenceless telly?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 1:26, closed)