NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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The Naked Prowlerwell, he had a towel on.
The other morning, a work colleague entertained us with the story of her daughter's boyfriend arrest.
The night before, Soft Lad had been getting out of the shower when his mate rang from the gully behind the flat, asking for help with his car.
Soft Lad grabbed a towel, left the flat and walked down the dimly-lit gully, where he was spotted by a neighbour who'd probably already noted the strange car parked nearby.
Police arrived pretty sharpish and Soft Lad was carted off in his towel.
When we heard about it next morning he was still under arrest - no idea how it panned out, but I'll check the local rag on Wednesday.
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 7:54, Reply)
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