NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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Now the leaves have started falling and the dogshit is nicely camoflagedI just know I'm going to get caught out one of these days
Next time I see someone letting their dog shit in my street I'm gout to stuff the shit back up the dog's arse, then stuff the dog up its owner's arse.
Alternatively, I have an air rifle.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:32,
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