"YOU STOLE MY GIRLFRIEND!"
An unforgivable crime when you're eighteen and truly heartbroken for the first time.

So I told the whole town that the thief in question had herpes on her bumhole. A true fact, as it turns out, as many mutual acquaintances have since told me. I don't even want to think about how it got there.

Three years later and she still tries to punch me in the face whenever she sees me. Usually a friend or bouncer intervenes, thank goodness...
(jothemofo, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:04, 5 replies)

A girl stole your girlfriend?

( SigmaX0 Dear Die Hard. You rock!, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 14:21, closed)

Same-sex relationships are not unheard of

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 17:05, closed)

True, but
if you read his profile, it is apparent he's a bloke.
( SigmaX0 Dear Die Hard. You rock!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:20, closed)

so his ex was probably bisexual

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 1 May 2010, 1:35, closed)

I promise I'm
actually a gay girl

hi :)
(jothemofo, Sun 2 May 2010, 14:53, closed)