My Arch-nemesisI lived in fear of a Darth Vader-esque school dinner lady who stood me perpetually at the naughty table for refusing to eat mushy peas. An ordeal made worse after I was caught spooning the accursed veg into her wellies. Who, we ask, has wrecked your life?
Thanks to Philly G for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:01)
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I reckon there'll be loads about teachersWhen I was seven I got detention for "sneezing too loudly".
My teacher was apparently very sensitive about the fact that she couldn't sneeze quietly, and thought I was taking the piss.
My mum came in half way through the detention and very quietly told her that I could sneeze any way I fucking liked.
(, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:08, 2 replies)
Who the hell CAN sneeze quietly?If it's quiet, you haven't really sneezed; you've stifled/caught it.
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Bob Todd whee, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:13,
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To be fair it was a behemoth among sneezesThink of a big gasp, and then basically yelling "CHUUUUUUUUUUUU!"
(I only have one sinus. It's the inevitable soundtrack of my brain leaking out of my eyes.)
(, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:15, closed)
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