My Arch-nemesisI lived in fear of a Darth Vader-esque school dinner lady who stood me perpetually at the naughty table for refusing to eat mushy peas. An ordeal made worse after I was caught spooning the accursed veg into her wellies. Who, we ask, has wrecked your life?
Thanks to Philly G for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:01)
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Well...(not swapping stickers, being hit with snowballs, pushed into the drinking fountain, being the target in cops&robbers etc): these are all things that 11 yo girls to do 11yo boys when they fancy them something rotten.
Perhaps he just fancied you and wanted to attract your attention? And then you cruelly threw it back in his face, humiliating him in the process. It probably scarred him for life. He probably sits at home in his attic carving your name into pieces of meat and screaming "die, monkeythechicken, die!" whilst dribbling and wallowing in his own turds. He's probably watching you right now. Watching and waiting.
Or maybe he was just a little cunt. Kids can be.
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