Dodgy business owner
A few years back I was a manager in the environmental protection agency. In my dept we dealt with spillages, toxic waste from industrial accidents to retail business dealing with their waste issues that might affect the environment, fly tipping etc. That along with looking into and approving and licensing companies that dealt with this commercially. It was a pretty responsible position that I took seriously.
We were informed about a new business that had started and was promising a lot to clients and they used a lot of PR and TV advertising. We went round on a semi official visit where I was met by one of the co-owners who claimed to have a doctorate, which was unsubstantiated , and refused to let me inspect his unlicensed facility for storing the waste product, he couldn’t show me any plans or what testing they had done for this kind of long term storage or even any safeguards which was very perturbing as it appeared to be self built.
But what really annoyed me was how rude and patronising to me personally but also his attitude to the health hazard this threatened which was huge as it was in a heavily urbanised area.
Experience told me that it had to be some kind of scam as it just didn’t add up along with the co-owners obfuscation and patronising attitude, we had great working relationships with all our waste storage companies and this one was totally unlike them.

As per correct procedure, I immediately went back to the office and pulled out the necessary paperwork to get it shut it down as I was really concerned and also, I admit, to put him down a peg or two, I called for police back up who we thankfully had a good relationship with and were able to support us at short notice. I also had someone from the power company to shut the power off and to make sure it was safe.
We arrived and again met by the co-owner who the police managed to subdue despite his protestations and we shut it down. Unfortunately due to the way it had been built it caused minor explosion and waste release.
To cut a long story short we took them to court , despite my reasoned arguments and what I thought demonstrated showing that they were con artists the mayor found in their favour I think mainly due to their scaremongering and also to some political considerations and directed the cities services to give them all the support they needed.
They subsequently managed to destroy swathes of the city and, I think deliberately, completely doused me in molten marshmallow

I really hate that Peter Venkman
(nimrodihnio making gravy for one., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 18:05, 13 replies)

You
Are now my nemesis.
( MatJ LOOK, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 20:50, closed)

www.b3ta.com/board/10017051
(nimrodihnio making gravy for one., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 21:11, closed)

this man has no penis

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 21:55, closed)

but
a huge set of balls.
(imallamallama looking forward to llamageddon on, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 22:45, closed)

do do do do do do dodo dodo do do do do do do do do
ha ha ha!
(nimrodihnio making gravy for one., Sat 1 May 2010, 0:17, closed)

ok i'l buy it , what did I do to upset you?

(nimrodihnio making gravy for one., Sat 1 May 2010, 0:23, closed)

nothing
it's just what venkman says about peck in the mayor's office :D
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 May 2010, 1:18, closed)

Of course, dickless!
yes its true..... this man has no dick
(nimrodihnio making gravy for one., Sat 1 May 2010, 9:07, closed)

Have A Clicky
Best one of these that I've seen for a while. (Also a good example of how to think about seeing things from another person's point of view, yadda yadda yadda, moral story.)
(Draco Rattus ate all the pies on, Sat 1 May 2010, 8:11, closed)

ah my first clicky...
and I lost it to you, i'll always treasure it... and you will call ...won't you...? ta
(nimrodihnio making gravy for one., Sat 1 May 2010, 9:09, closed)

Clickage from me too
...sloppy seconds. [2nd para. Good work.]
(Good old boy just like yer grandma!, Sun 2 May 2010, 2:31, closed)

I'd like to think
That I eased the way for that 2nd click, slicking the post up nicely.
(Draco Rattus ate all the pies on, Sun 2 May 2010, 9:04, closed)

now hoping for bukake style clicky mess

(nimrodihnio making gravy for one., Sun 2 May 2010, 20:00, closed)