My Arch-nemesisI lived in fear of a Darth Vader-esque school dinner lady who stood me perpetually at the naughty table for refusing to eat mushy peas. An ordeal made worse after I was caught spooning the accursed veg into her wellies. Who, we ask, has wrecked your life?
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My brother-in-law is tall, built well, with blonde, blonde hair and blue eyes.We were playing cards, he won a trick.
"Bloody hell!" I ejaculated, "Hitler had the right idea about people like you!"
He looked across at the mirror, and then looked down at his three equally blonde, blue-eyed sons playing quietly together, turned back to me with a fixed stare, and said "Yes. Yes he did."
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:43,
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