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I lived in fear of a Darth Vader-esque school dinner lady who stood me perpetually at the naughty table for refusing to eat mushy peas. An ordeal made worse after I was caught spooning the accursed veg into her wellies. Who, we ask, has wrecked your life?

Thanks to Philly G for the suggestion

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David Cameron
I know he's an evil Tory who would destroy the country, but given the chance, I'd sleep with him.

*hangs head in shame*
(ToysForBigBoys would spread her legs for Nick Clegg., Wed 5 May 2010, 18:05, 17 replies)
It seems that a lot of B3tans
won't be voting Tory, or if they are, they're keeping quiet about it.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:08, closed)
That would be because Tories
Are a bunch of homophobic cnuts.
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:18, closed)
you need to hang it lower than that

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:15, closed)
Your vote does not matter.
The big 3 all depend on the same corporations for jobs after their term and the same civil "servants" on the take during them.
Please don't perpetuate the lie that there are any real dirrefrences between these parasites.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:44, closed)
i'm not
i just think he's ugly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:50, closed)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:07, closed)

lowers head further
(ToysForBigBoys would spread her legs for Nick Clegg., Thu 6 May 2010, 10:36, closed)
He'd be better than Nick Clegg
/party partianship brought you this broadcast
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:24, closed)
Just curious...
Are you speaking from personal experience?
(Draco Rattus ate all the pies on, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:34, closed)
I'm one of the unlucky thirty six
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:38, closed)
Any apologies
...for length, etc?
(Draco Rattus ate all the pies on, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:07, closed)

I think Nicky would be better. But then Cameron might be really dirty.
(ToysForBigBoys would spread her legs for Nick Clegg., Wed 5 May 2010, 18:56, closed)

The only real way to find out would to be to sleep with at the same time.
(ToysForBigBoys would spread her legs for Nick Clegg., Thu 6 May 2010, 11:46, closed)
I heard
he was hung like a baby meerkat...
(Carlosfandango, Wed 5 May 2010, 19:26, closed)
AND Nick Clegg?
You're just a whore for politicians aren't you? ;)
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Wed 5 May 2010, 19:45, closed)

yes...
(ToysForBigBoys would spread her legs for Nick Clegg., Wed 5 May 2010, 20:16, closed)
Y'know
Some people say I look like David Cameron, but I vote Liberal.
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:22, closed)

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