Never Meet Your HeroesThey're bound to disappoint - like the time we booked Wayne Hussey for the B3ta Radio Show. Five minutes before we're due to record, Wayne
phones, lost on the M25 with his Brazilian wife screaming in the background. Not so much the King of Goth, as a hen-pecked flake.
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chthonic, Thu 25 May 2006, 14:17)
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Ken and Dierdre BarlowMet them in an Esso Garage. Ken was buying dry roast peanuts. Deirdre was looking at 'Razzle' magazines. Neither of them answered me even when I was right up in their faces shouting "KEN" and "DIERDRE".
I got my own back by doing a number 1 in their petrol tank and murdering Ken.
(, Sun 28 May 2006, 11:23, Reply)
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